For Sale - Ulbaniorian must sell internal organs to pay back taxes. Everything must go. Purchase organs individually or buy in bulk. The first 200 customers will receive free tote bags - *3487
For Sale - A ditrinium star vaporizer. Only used once in the former Old Cwmbran area. Includes power pack and carrying case - *7098
Android Meeting - The 438th Annual Android Convention will take place on September 14th in Pontypool Park by the bandstand. Bring your own spare parts as none will be provided - *8235
Rent - Nuclear powered artificial noses, zero-g whackers, suspended animation lounge chairs, magnetic sex changers and much more at Taffy's Galaxy Rentals. Located in orbit over Blaenavon - *9145
Personal - Asymetric, oily, trilic slime-monster would like to meet a trisexual Trilic that will soon enter dormant stage. Objective-Procreation followed by absorption - *3652
Personal - Fluffy please come home all is forgiven, Grandma has regenerated a new tentacle - *7459
Lost - A mauve ZgPa spugglebug with 3 legs missing. Answers to the name Sparky. Lost in the vicinity of The Congress Theatre Cwmbran. Reward - *6793
Service - If you suffer from fingernail grime, let the nanotechs solve your problem. Using microscopic bulldozers, dumptrucks, jack hammers, and icepicks, the nanos will clean everybit of grime from beneath your nails - *9345
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Last Modified on: 05-12-2018