Notice Board
For Sale:-
Ulbaniorian must sell internal organs to pay back taxes. Everything must go. Purchase organs individually or buy in bulk. The first 200 customers will receive free tote bags.
*3487
For Sale:-
A ditrinium star vaporizer. Only used once in the former Old Cwmbran area. Includes power pack and carrying case.
*7098
Android Meeting:-
The 438th Annual Android Convention will take place on September 14th in Pontypool Park by the bandstand. Bring your own spare parts as none will be provided.
*8235
Rent:-
Nuclear powered artificial noses, zero-g whackers, suspended animation lounge chairs, magnetic sex changers and much more at Taffy's Galaxy Rentals. Located in orbit over Blaenavon.
*9145
Personal:-
Asymetric, oily, trilic slime-monster would like to meet a trisexual Trilic that will soon enter dormant stage. Objective-Procreation followed by absorption.
*3652
Personal:-
Fluffy please come home all is forgiven, Grandma has regenerated a new tentacle
*7459
Lost:-
A mauve ZgPa spugglebug with 3 legs missing. Answers to the name Sparky. Lost in the vicinity of The Congress Theatre Cwmbran. Reward.
*6793
Service:-
If you suffer from fingernail grime, let the nanotechs solve your problem. Using microscopic bulldozers, dumptrucks, jack hammers, and icepicks, the nanos will clean everybit of grime from beneath your nails.
*9345
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