Universal Dating Agency
Ever fancied a change from Homosapiens. Human beings bore you stupid?
Do you think your destined for an extra terrestrial experience?
Then find your soul mate below.
Be sure to answer from the heart and then you'll find your own true mate.
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How would you prefer in your partner to appear?
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(i) in human form (go to 1)
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(ii) non human form (go to 10)
1.Do you like mind games?
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Possesses Extra Sensory Perception A
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Has no Extra Sensory Perception ( go to 2 )
2.What about moving parts?
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Is a robot in disguise (go to 3 )
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No mechanised parts at all ( go to 4 )
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A few mechanised bits ( go to 9)
3.Personality test?
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Friendly software B
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Nasty, vicious software C
4.Lot of choice here!
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Hero ( go to 5 )
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Baddy ( go to 7 )
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Other ( go to 8 )
5.Which would you prefer?
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(I) Travels in time, likes scarves and small spaces D
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(ii) Travels galaxy fighting evil with a modified torch E
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(iii) Exists on one planet, fights magic with stick and wears pointed hat . F
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(iv) Usually located in one place, hides identity, has a persecuted alter ego and a penchant for
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lycra ( go to 6 )
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(v ) Hunts vampires, is a vampire, has a soul, only goes out at night X
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(vi) Wears cowboy hat, carries whip, calls himself after the dog, gets in horrendous
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archaeological scrapes Y
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(vii) Has exceptionally low voice, cant see in sunlight and is bald. Z
6.Which colour lycra do you prefer?
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(I) Black G
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(ii) Red and blue and can fly H
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(iii) Red and blue and can swing I
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(iv) Red J
7.Which would you like?
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(I) Likes riding horses and is shy about appearance while striking fear in the hearts of every living thing K
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(ii) Is feared by all the magical world with a strange vendetta against a boy with a scar L
8.Size preference?
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(I) Tall M
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(ii) Medium N
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(iii) Petite O
9.Weird!
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(I) Likes to be part of a group, not free thinking and is known by a number. Assimilates people. P
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ii) Has 8 extra arms which tend to do the thinking Q
10. Choose from these two
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(I) Organic, non-human form (go to 11)
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(ii) Metallic non-human form U
11.This is a basic biological choice
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(I) Basically plant in makeup (go to 12 )
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(ii) Basically animal in makeup ( go to 14 )
12. Not much choice here
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(I).Happy, sociable, well brought up plant R
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(ii) Nasty, man eating, carnivorous maladjusted plant (go to 13 )
13. A question of mobility?
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(I) Walking, nasty, man eating, carnivorous maladjusted plant S
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(ii) Non walking, nasty, man eating, carnivorous maladjusted plant T
14.What can I say!
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(I) Overweight, disgusting, bloated, whale like predator who tends to play with mates before eating them V
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(ii) Spawned life forms who dont enjoy conversation or washing. They like extreme violence and shouting.
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Their oral hygiene is questionable! W
A -Empath
B -Data
C -Terminator
D -Timelord
E -JediKnight
F -Wizard
G -Batman
H -Superman
I -Spiderman
J -Daredevil
K -Blackrider
L -Voldemort
M -Giant
N -Elf
O -Hobbit
P -Borg
Q -Dr. Oc
R -Ent
S -Triffids
T -Little Shop of Horrors
U -Dalek
V -Jabba The Hut
W -Orcs
X -Angel
Y -Indiana Jones
Z -Riddick
The Hermit !