Sci-Fi Fantasy

UFOs What Are They?

 

 

What are UFO's? Unidentified flying objects

Who see's UFO's? All kinds of people

When did people first see UFO's? UFO's have appeared all through history

How can you recognise a UFO hoax? Less than 1% of the ten's of thousands of UFO sightings reported over the last 40 years have been shown to be hoaxs

What do aliens look like? There are 3 reported main types of alien:

 

 

                  1.Grey's

 

 

 

 

     2.Reptoids

 

 

 

                3.Nordics

 

Are aliens dangerous?

 

1. Aliens won't abuse you or make you a slave because they can make millions of androids, robots, or clones, fluffy sheep, and clowns if they want to. On their huge advanced space-stations or private planets.

 

2. If Aliens were warmongers they could 'clean out my back yard' with one click of their fingers. Even if they were only just 500 years ahead of us in technology... imagine the ability.

 

3. We have pretty good virtual reality today. Imagine the virtual reality, or fantasy, and computer games or possibilities of advanced beings.

 

4. Aliens would rather listen to nice music, or poetry, or admire nice art, or watch a movie, than give you trouble.

 

5. Aliens are not murderers because they even let silly good 'UFO debunkers' similar to 'Peto Cheapest' and 'Evol Micheol Dovis' stay alive!

 

6. My cat is a very dumb Alien, and it only chews my old socks.

 

7. Advanced aliens millions of years ago probably have a similar history to us. With wars and conflict. Been there done that.... gets boring after a while.

 

8. Aliens absolutely really believe in God and Nature. So they would never attack you.

 

9. People think Aliens have been visiting Earth for 50 or 50,000 years or longer. Has anyone seen them shoot us like sitting ducks? .....oh, yeah, I've heard of one or three fictitious historic situations of some type of beings doing something to some type of Army. But I bet that was because the silly Army probably fired some dumb missiles at the Aliens first! (instead of offering the Aliens a nice cuppa tea or coffee)

 

10. The last reason Aliens don't attack you or me...... is because the U.S.A and RUSSIA and U.K. today actually have unbelievably powerful top secret weapons.... and all Aliens from anywhere have no chance!!

 

Are people ever hurt by UFO's?

People occasionnally report feeling pain or receiving an injury during a UFO encounter or abduction

 

How to be abducted by aliens

 

This includes the importance of waiting, where to be abducted from, which type of alien craft and what happens onboard.

 

What is an IFO - An identified flying object

Below are some explanations of UFO's

 

• UFOs = magnetic maneuverable microwave military satellites.
• UFOs = street light dwelling flying insects moths bugs and bats.
• UFOs = just a bunch of ufos and nothing to do with deep space.
• UFOs = unidentified mutilated burger crop circle ground traces.
• UFOs = forgotten never before seen memory loss imagination.
• UFOs = high venus low jupiter rising moon meteor stars.
• UFOs = psychological test dummy aluminum foil scraps.
• UFOs = misread media misprinted cheap newspaper stories.
• UFOs = questionably merchandised sinister money making scams.
• UFOs = blow-up alien doll fantasy fiction fanaticism.
• UFOs = close encounter electrical temperature inversion experiences.
• UFOs = sir horry patter on a flying broom with other kooks.
• UFOs = blatant blasphemy based internet hoax spam.
• UFOs = drunk human swamp gas ice crystals.
• UFOs = freak hallucination plasmoid reflection lights.
• UFOs = ghosts on mars looking for elvis and diamonds.
• UFOs = figment aurora pink borealis fake flying elephants.
• UFOs = false photographic hubcap disinformation.
• UFOs = mirage producing artificial balloon fireworks.
• UFOs = unfamiliar misinterpretation spotlighted bird discharges.
• UFOs = witnessed cloud trickery flared blurry night vision.
• UFOs = men in white coat medication kick in delusions.
• UFOs = top secret slander bunker ridicule storage.
• UFOs = magnetic maneuverable microwave military satellites.
• UFOs = street light dwelling flying insects moths bugs and bats.
• UFOs = just a bunch of ufos and nothing to do with deep space.
• UFOs = unidentified mutilated burger crop circle ground traces.
• UFOs = forgotten never before seen memory loss imagination.
• UFOs = high venus low jupiter rising moon meteor stars.
• UFOs = psychological test dummy aluminum foil scraps.
• UFOs = misread media misprinted cheap newspaper stories.
• UFOs = questionably merchandised sinister money making scams.
• UFOs = blow-up alien doll fantasy fiction fanaticism.
• UFOs = close encounter electrical temperature inversion experiences.
• UFOs = sir horry patter on a flying broom with other kooks.
• UFOs = blatant blasphemy based internet hoax spam.
• UFOs = drunk human swamp gas ice crystals.
• UFOs = freak hallucination plasmoid reflection lights.
• UFOs = ghosts on mars looking for elvis and diamonds.
• UFOs = figment aurora pink borealis fake flying elephants.
• UFOs = false photographic hubcap disinformation.
• UFOs = mirage producing artificial balloon fireworks.
• UFOs = unfamiliar misinterpretation spotlighted bird discharges.
• UFOs = witnessed cloud trickery flared blurry night vision.
• UFOs = men in white coat medication kick in delusions.
• UFOs = top secret slander bunker ridicule storage.
• UFOs = magnetic maneuverable microwave military satellites.
• UFOs = street light dwelling flying insects moths bugs and bats.
• UFOs = just a bunch of ufos and nothing to do with deep space.
• UFOs = unidentified mutilated burger crop circle ground traces.
• UFOs = forgotten never before seen memory loss imagination.
• UFOs = high venus low jupiter rising moon meteor stars.
• UFOs = psychological test dummy aluminum foil scraps.
• UFOs = misread media misprinted cheap newspaper stories.
• UFOs = questionably merchandised sinister money making scams.
• UFOs = blow-up alien doll fantasy fiction fanaticism.
• UFOs = close encounter electrical temperature inversion experiences.
• UFOs = sir horry patter on a flying broom with other kooks.
• UFOs = blatant blasphemy based internet hoax spam.
• UFOs = drunk human swamp gas ice crystals.
• UFOs = freak hallucination plasmoid reflection lights.
• UFOs = ghosts on mars looking for elvis and diamonds.
• UFOs = figment aurora pink borealis fake flying elephants.
• UFOs = false photographic hubcap disinformation.
• UFOs = mirage producing artificial balloon fireworks.
• UFOs = unfamiliar misinterpretation spotlighted bird discharges.
• UFOs = witnessed cloud trickery flared blurry night vision.
• UFOs = men in white coat medication kick in delusions
• UFOs = top secret slander bunker ridicule stor

 

 

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