Sacawheaties
The sign of Sacawheaties is symbolized by the Killer Sheep. Other species with this sign are: Protaxians, Lege Slime Slugs, Xites, and the Earmites of Behemozoids.
For the first half of the millenium you can expect a lull in your daily activities, but don't let the monotonous grind bring you down. Find the time to boil a few pounds of cow's liver or just hose down your genitals.
Burying your sensors in the sand will only result in lost sensors. If your boss or spouse should provoke you, don't hesitate to retaliate with extreme predjudice. This may be the best time for productive, serious thinking.
Take some college classes, like Lint Management, Colander Science, or Bovine Proctology. Avoid confrontation in the waning vestges of the eon.
Crawl into bed, curl up in a larval position, and read a good mind.