Rigmortus
Those that have the Rigmortus sign are typically dead. Species that are predominately Rigmortus: The Ex-Ubities, The Former Dullitians, The Late Parrots.
Friends from your past come back to haunt you today. Individually they're quite charming but as a group there's some very dangerous genetic material being exchanged. If you can't beat them, arrange to have them eaten.
Try some athletic activities in the afternoon. Nude volleyball or synchronized cattle prodding would release your inner child.
Above all, don't forget to take that long awaited trip to the wholesale liverwurst outlet.