Fartisia
The symbol for Fartisia is "No Cheese"
Fantasy fills your day. You're a non-dairy dreamer with a flare for the exotic. Trust your judgement on finances.
Take some risks. Open a half-way house for girls that won't go all the way or organize a combination livestock show and demolition derby.
Throughout the day you may experience Veja Du
(the feeling that none of this has ever happened before).
A friend will give you some good advice...check the expiration date on your birth certificate. Steer clear of Milk of Magnesia. It's made of magnetic cows. Treat your parents to a trip to Six Flags Over the Mendips, but don't visit the Compulsory Folk Dancing Exhibit
RECIPE FOR GROUND BEEF!
Step 1:- Remove the legs from the cow!