Cankor
Cankor is symbolized by the umbrella-protected festoring sore.
Species that are predominately Cankor: Ouchies, Bobos, The Underachievers of Outer Mooze, and Poontangites
Your psychological baggage missed your flight. You can pick it up at Cardiff International Airport.
Be kind to any recovering codependents you might meet. They're in a foul mood and could go postal. Carry a Torfaen road map with you because there's a good chance you'll be teleported today.
If you feel sluggish, it's due to that big meal last night. A good colon-cleansing will set things right.