Hermit's Cosmic Horoscope
Welcome to Hermit's Cosmic Horoscopes.
Now I'm assuming that you can all read tables. Above is a very highly researched scientific
document which has been used by countless generations of galactic astrologers to specifically
assess your destiny. All you have to do is choose the nature of your being i.e. gaseous and then
cross reference it with the way you were born, easy.
If you are in any doubt about your material makeup I suggest you look at your parents. And if your still not sure, close your eyes and take a wild stab at the screen, you've got a 1 in 7 chance of getting it right.
When you've established your cosmic sign then click on the corresponding sign link below to read your future. Good Luck!
The Hermit
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