Healthy Eating by Grenville Thomas
My burgers and chips and bangers and mash
Plus a pint of beer and stout
Are things I’ve learned to live without.
Not without a pang or two
And this I must truly say
My appetite’s not gone away.
Withdrawal symptoms are with me still
But I’m feeling much more fit
And my trousers waistband shows it.
These really are my salad days
My days of lime and roses.
That healthy eating so imposes.
So strut my stuff
And think not of pain
I can see my feet again.