Weather Or Not
To whom it may concern
Please only let it rain at night
You can chuck it down in buckets
Long as the sun shines when it's light
The kids are getting on my nerves
I'm living in a maze
Even the dog is looking sullen
With the preponderance of grey days
It's rained 40 days and 40 nights
Oh look! There goes an ark
The fish pond is so deep now
Our Tommy saw a shark
The lawn is wet and sloppy
Perhaps we should plant rice
I cannot put the washing out
A vodka might be nice
I'll become an alcoholic
if the weather stays this bad
So please turn off the waterworks
Before I go quite mad!
by Karenne Griffin