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For Sale - Ulbaniorian must sell internal organs to pay back taxes. Everything must go. Purchase organs individually or buy in bulk. The first 200 customers will receive free tote bags - *3487

For Sale - A ditrinium star vaporizer. Only used once in the former Old Cwmbran area. Includes power pack and carrying case - *7098

Android Meeting - The 438th Annual Android Convention will take place on September 14th in Pontypool Park by the bandstand. Bring your own spare parts as none will be provided - *8235

Rent - Nuclear powered artificial noses, zero-g whackers, suspended animation lounge chairs, magnetic sex changers and much more at Taffy's Galaxy Rentals. Located in orbit over Blaenavon - *9145

Personal - Asymetric, oily, trilic slime-monster would like to meet a trisexual Trilic that will soon enter dormant stage. Objective-Procreation followed by absorption - *3652

Personal - Fluffy please come home all is forgiven, Grandma has regenerated a new tentacle - *7459

Lost - A mauve ZgPa spugglebug with 3 legs missing. Answers to the name Sparky. Lost in the vicinity of The Congress Theatre Cwmbran. Reward - *6793

Service - If you suffer from fingernail grime, let the nanotechs solve your problem. Using microscopic bulldozers, dumptrucks, jack hammers, and icepicks, the nanos will clean everybit of grime from beneath your nails - *9345

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Last Modified on: 05-12-2018

Forthcoming Events

Hope Rescue Fun Dog Show

Date:
08/05/2020
Description:
Hope Rescue Fun Dog show on Friday 8 May at Greenmeadow Community Farm in Cwmbran.

Bipolar UK Cwmbran Support Group

Date:
21/05/2020
Description:
Our Support Groups offer peer support to those affected by bipolar, including family, friends and carers. These groups allow people to get much needed support, information, and the opportunity to share their experiences.

Gwent County History Association Annual Lecture and AGM

Date:
13/06/2020
Description:
A talk by local Pharmacist Sue Jones: Pharmacy Whims and Whimsies. The lecture includes fascinating anecdotes about past 'chemists' in the local area. The AGM will follow the lecture.

The Greatest Showman Sing-A-Long

Date:
06/08/2020
Description:
This is the greatest show! An amazing Sing-A-Long outdoor cinema experience at Pontypool Park with a showing of The Greatest Showman.
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