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For Sale - Ulbaniorian must sell internal organs to pay back taxes. Everything must go. Purchase organs individually or buy in bulk. The first 200 customers will receive free tote bags - *3487

For Sale - A ditrinium star vaporizer. Only used once in the former Old Cwmbran area. Includes power pack and carrying case - *7098

Android Meeting - The 438th Annual Android Convention will take place on September 14th in Pontypool Park by the bandstand. Bring your own spare parts as none will be provided - *8235

Rent - Nuclear powered artificial noses, zero-g whackers, suspended animation lounge chairs, magnetic sex changers and much more at Taffy's Galaxy Rentals. Located in orbit over Blaenavon - *9145

Personal - Asymetric, oily, trilic slime-monster would like to meet a trisexual Trilic that will soon enter dormant stage. Objective-Procreation followed by absorption - *3652

Personal - Fluffy please come home all is forgiven, Grandma has regenerated a new tentacle - *7459

Lost - A mauve ZgPa spugglebug with 3 legs missing. Answers to the name Sparky. Lost in the vicinity of The Congress Theatre Cwmbran. Reward - *6793

Service - If you suffer from fingernail grime, let the nanotechs solve your problem. Using microscopic bulldozers, dumptrucks, jack hammers, and icepicks, the nanos will clean everybit of grime from beneath your nails - *9345

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Email: hermit@webster.uk.net


Last Modified on: 05-11-2015

Forthcoming Events

See You in the Park in August Exhibition

Date:
15/02/2017 - 15/10/2017
Description:
Exhibition with images of our wonderful Pontypool Park from the museum & private collections. Local artists' work for sale.

Sgwrs a Choffi

Date:
24/03/2017
Description:
Are you a Welsh speaker or learner? Would you like to practice your Welsh in an informal and friendly atmosphere?

Cwmbran Health Walk

Date:
24/03/2017
Description:
A low intensity 1 to 2 mile walk led by a qualified walk leader starting from and returning to Cwmbran Stadium.

Go Gym with Valleys Gymnastics at Cwmbran Stadium

Date:
24/03/2017
Description:
Gymnastics classes at Cwmbran Stadium every Friday
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