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For Sale - Ulbaniorian must sell internal organs to pay back taxes. Everything must go. Purchase organs individually or buy in bulk. The first 200 customers will receive free tote bags - *3487

For Sale - A ditrinium star vaporizer. Only used once in the former Old Cwmbran area. Includes power pack and carrying case - *7098

Android Meeting - The 438th Annual Android Convention will take place on September 14th in Pontypool Park by the bandstand. Bring your own spare parts as none will be provided - *8235

Rent - Nuclear powered artificial noses, zero-g whackers, suspended animation lounge chairs, magnetic sex changers and much more at Taffy's Galaxy Rentals. Located in orbit over Blaenavon - *9145

Personal - Asymetric, oily, trilic slime-monster would like to meet a trisexual Trilic that will soon enter dormant stage. Objective-Procreation followed by absorption - *3652

Personal - Fluffy please come home all is forgiven, Grandma has regenerated a new tentacle - *7459

Lost - A mauve ZgPa spugglebug with 3 legs missing. Answers to the name Sparky. Lost in the vicinity of The Congress Theatre Cwmbran. Reward - *6793

Service - If you suffer from fingernail grime, let the nanotechs solve your problem. Using microscopic bulldozers, dumptrucks, jack hammers, and icepicks, the nanos will clean everybit of grime from beneath your nails - *9345

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Last Modified on: 05-12-2018

Forthcoming Events

Family of Miners Exhibition

Date:
22/08/2019 - 30/12/2019
Description:
A photographic exhibition by Walter Waygood documenting mining and miners of Blaenafon from the 1970s onwards.

A Traditional Welsh Christmas

Date:
14/12/2019
Description:
Wrap up warm and gather at Pit Top at 10.15am to welcome Father Christmas as he travels 300ft UP from underground, then later join him in his cottage for Storytime.* Browse our Christmas Market selling handmade gifts and crafts, make your own Christmas Crafts* and enjoy our Festive Food Offer in the Canteen.

Christmas at Greenmeadow Community Farm

Date:
14 - 15/12/2019
Description:
We are delighted to be welcoming back one of our absolute FAVOURITE visitors...Father Christmas will be sledging in with a Ho Ho Ho to welcome school groups and prebooked groups of 10 or more to the Farm from late November - please call for details or to book!

Farmer for a Day

Date:
14/12/2019
Description:
Suitable for age 8-14. Get the Real Life Farming Experience at Greenmeadow Community Farm!
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