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Land of My Fathers Poetry Club

Lisa's Lament

Oh Mum I’ve just met this boy
Oh Mum he’s just such a joy
No lush is what he is
He really is the bizz
Mum he really is mint
But mum I’m so skint
I don’t have the means
To buy those wicked new jeans
And mum it would be just great
To buy a new top for my date
And if you do this for me
I promise I will make the tea
We are going into town
Can you please drive me down?
And for the taxi fare home
Can I please have a loan?
And do you think you would mind
If I wore your trainers ...
mum you’re so kind
Mine are mingin’ you see
And you have similar taste to me
Oh mum I just can’t wait
It’s going to be a brilliant date

By Julie M Wilson (alias Mum)

Forthcoming Events

Jack and the Beanstalk

Date:
16 - 25/02/2018
Description:
Rainbow Valley Productions are presenting their hilarious (and occasionally scary!) version of "Jack and the Beanstalk"

The Great War Exhibition

Date:
18/02/2018 - 18/03/2018
Description:
The Great War is a well researched exhibition about WWI and will be of interest to people of all ages

Half Term Activities

Date:
20 - 22/02/2018
Description:
A variety of arts & craft activities over the February half term week

Go Gym with Valleys Gymnastics at Pontypool ALC

Date:
22/02/2018
Description:
Recreational gym classes for pre-school children at Pontypool Active Living Centre
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