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Land of My Fathers Poetry Club

Lisa's Lament

Oh Mum I’ve just met this boy
Oh Mum he’s just such a joy
No lush is what he is
He really is the bizz
Mum he really is mint
But mum I’m so skint
I don’t have the means
To buy those wicked new jeans
And mum it would be just great
To buy a new top for my date
And if you do this for me
I promise I will make the tea
We are going into town
Can you please drive me down?
And for the taxi fare home
Can I please have a loan?
And do you think you would mind
If I wore your trainers ...
mum you’re so kind
Mine are mingin’ you see
And you have similar taste to me
Oh mum I just can’t wait
It’s going to be a brilliant date

By Julie M Wilson (alias Mum)

Forthcoming Events

Generation Games Exhibition

Date:
27/04/2018 - 28/10/2018
Description:
This exhibition is a history of home computer games consoles throughout the ages

Amanda Denison Jewellery Showcase

Date:
04/08/2018 - 22/09/2018
Description:
Amanda Denison is inspired and intrigued by the traces left behind through decay and dilapidation and by the marks stamped on the urban environment. She is drawn to repeated elements that distort and change; her fascination with pattern and surface textures translates into her jewellery.

Leto & Ariadne Craft showcase

Date:
04/08/2018 - 22/09/2018
Description:
Craft showcaseLeto & Ariadne is the studio label of Nick Ozanne, a handweaver working on hand operated wooden looms. All parts of the process are carried out by hand in the studio, from the initial design and preparation of the warp, through to the final washing and hand finishing of the fabrics.

Portal and One Year On Art Exhibition

Date:
04/08/2018 - 22/09/2018
Description:
Portal and One Year OnFeaturing the work of this year's top UK graduates in the applied arts
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