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Land of My Fathers Poetry Club

Lisa's Lament

Oh Mum I’ve just met this boy
Oh Mum he’s just such a joy
No lush is what he is
He really is the bizz
Mum he really is mint
But mum I’m so skint
I don’t have the means
To buy those wicked new jeans
And mum it would be just great
To buy a new top for my date
And if you do this for me
I promise I will make the tea
We are going into town
Can you please drive me down?
And for the taxi fare home
Can I please have a loan?
And do you think you would mind
If I wore your trainers ...
mum you’re so kind
Mine are mingin’ you see
And you have similar taste to me
Oh mum I just can’t wait
It’s going to be a brilliant date

By Julie M Wilson (alias Mum)


Last Modified on: 05-11-2015

Forthcoming Events

For Freedom and Empire Exhibition

Date:
17/04/2018 - 24/06/2018
Description:
This exhibition explores the responses within the slate quarrying communities to the First World War recruitment campaign preceding conscription.

Generation Games Exhibition

Date:
27/04/2018 - 28/10/2018
Description:
This exhibition is a history of home computer games consoles throughout the ages

Roger Cecil - Art

Date:
02/06/2018 - 21/07/2018
Description:
Roger Cecil - this exhibition will show his extraordinarily beautiful paintings alongside jewellery and 3d work which has never been exhibited.

Family History

Date:
22 - 25/06/2018
Description:
Come and find out who your ancestors were and start your family tree
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