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Lisa's Lament

Oh Mum I’ve just met this boy
Oh Mum he’s just such a joy
No lush is what he is
He really is the bizz
Mum he really is mint
But mum I’m so skint
I don’t have the means
To buy those wicked new jeans
And mum it would be just great
To buy a new top for my date
And if you do this for me
I promise I will make the tea
We are going into town
Can you please drive me down?
And for the taxi fare home
Can I please have a loan?
And do you think you would mind
If I wore your trainers ...
mum you’re so kind
Mine are mingin’ you see
And you have similar taste to me
Oh mum I just can’t wait
It’s going to be a brilliant date

By Julie M Wilson (alias Mum)


Last Modified on: 05-11-2015

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Christmas at Cwmbran Centre

Date:
29/11/2018 - 24/12/2018
Description:
´╗┐This year, Cwmbran Centre customers can expect a festive period like never before. The Centre is being transformed into a unique magical winter wonderland which will play host to a whole range of festive fun for the whole family.

Dick Whittington meets Puss in Boots

Date:
14 - 24/12/2018
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Rainbow Valley Productions are bringing two legendary heroes together in one spectacular pantomime packed with songs, dancing and comedy ... Dick Whittington meets Puss in Boots

Breakfast and brunch with Mother Christmas

Date:
15/12/2018
Description:
Join us for breakfast or brunch with Mother Christmas, visit the elves workshop to make a Christmas decoration or a toy to take home. There'll be a chance for a photograph with Mother Christmas and a present for every child.

Welsh Discussion Group at Cwmbran Library

Date:
15/12/2018
Description:
Are you a Welsh speaker or learner? If so, why not come along to our fortnighlty Welsh discussion group at Cwmbran Library
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